Friday, June 10, 2011

funny quotes about marriage

images marriage quotes funny. quotes, funny quotes about marriage. marriage quotes funny. love
  • marriage quotes funny. love



  • satyasaich
    07-21 09:14 AM
    When i was in a fortune 5 earlier in my career, Fragomen & Assc were my attorneys as well. Never had such thing in the past nor heard of it. By the way, thousands of people work from home in a company where i was also working from home till yesterday. ( today 7/21 i don't have a job due to EAD processing delays )
    it's just their inability to explain the business model. For example, if you are in IBM, they have only few offices in midwest and most of the people work from home & travel to client site based on necessity. Some of the positions ( suchas DBA / Unix Admin/ Web Admin etc;)doesn't even require presence at client location not even once in an year.
    That's how the business model is existing. just because some officers / clerks in USCIS doesn't understand / nor interpret properly the vebiage or context of law, it's their traning issue. worst case scenario, that's why we pay hefty amounts to so called 'immigration attorneys' to 'explain' the law & to work with USCIS officials to do the 'CORRECT' thing
    Normally my wife is the one who is used to post or follow up on the latest here.

    This came up a week ago. I have been working from home in a different state and we do not have any company office near my home. Nearest office location is about 3 hours. I had to move this far away due to personal reasons.

    Now after working from home for 3 years (extending EAD, H1Bs etc) Fragomen (most of you know who they are) says I cannot do work from home anymore due to this conflict with uscis. it seems USCIS doesnt recognize your home as a Govt recognized work location. Hence I cannot work from home.

    Now my manager wants me to only work from the office since folks reporting to me are also in that state. Now he is using Fragomen and HR emails as a reason for me to move back.

    Anythoughts ? I am sure you all will agree that is the law. but why all this now ? even after working for 12 years.

    One other point the fragomen lawyer said is - this is going to be the case for all thier clients.





    wallpaper marriage quotes funny. love funny quotes about marriage. funny marriage quotes.
  • funny marriage quotes.



  • bluez25
    08-26 02:09 PM
    Yes.. I did my medicals done as soon I landed there. Got all the appoinments for the medicals before I started from here and the first thing I did was medicals.

    Regarding the marriage certificate, I gave the marriage registration copy given by registrar. If the marriage certificate is in native langauage, they will not accept and they probably will need a translation affidavit. Please check the local Consulate for the exact format.

    Yes.. I got in luckily 2.5 years. My priority date was feb 2006 and Eb2 category. I applied for CP when I applied for my i140 itself.





    funny quotes about marriage. funny marriage quotes. funny
  • funny marriage quotes. funny



  • paskal
    09-11 12:28 AM
    /\/\/\/\/\/\





    2011 funny marriage quotes. funny quotes about marriage. marriage quotes funny
  • marriage quotes funny



  • unseenguy
    05-16 03:49 PM
    How can you file concurrent I-140 and I-485 if PD is not current, meaning country is retrogressed? You can't file I-485. You can file I-140 only and wait PD to become current to file I-485.

    CP requires police certificates, therefore one needs to go back to home country in advance of interview to get it. I think it also needs police certificates from all place resided since age ?? (16 or 18??). All CP but not all AOS gets interviewed.

    There is nothing to be scared of in the interview. If you are skilled immigrant from any country and your case is genuine, what are you scared of in the consular interview? Attorneys here will always ask you for I485, sure it helps most people than those filing CP , but there is also economic advantage to attorneys suggesting this option.

    As I said, those from non retrogressed countries can file concurrently, also those countries such as India which are experiencing wide swings in visa bulletins are able to file concurrently. If I140 is NOT approved and date is current, it makes sense to file I485 as it gives you additional protections by law.



    more...


    funny quotes about marriage. funny marriage quotes
  • funny marriage quotes



  • validIV
    06-18 05:58 PM
    Why are u telling us to support CIR only after seeing something for EB non-ROW? I am non-ROW and I find your post selfish and pathetic. CIR helps everyone in EB and FB, ROW or otherwise.

    Recently multiple threads have been created in IV forum about
    * Illegal�s (now conveniently called undocumented immigrants) * their anchor babies * and CIR.

    We should not support Illegal�s and their agenda.

    Support CIR only after seeing something for EB non-ROW or atleast legal immigration in general.
    We need to oppose CIR till we see such a provision.





    funny quotes about marriage. Funny Marriage Quotes
  • Funny Marriage Quotes



  • aadimanav
    09-05 03:56 PM
    Congratulation to all EB2 who are getting their approvals. Have a wonderful post-GC life :)

    When will, we EB3s (India), see some light at the end of the tunnel.

    Looks like (in my case) after waiting for more than 5 years it will still take 3-4 years. I am mad :mad:



    more...


    funny quotes about marriage. funny quotes about marriage. funny marriage quotes; funny marriage quotes
  • funny quotes about marriage. funny marriage quotes; funny marriage quotes



  • Prashanthi
    06-26 01:57 PM
    the above scenario applies only if their is a signed contract between him and the employer, does not apply to an agreement that was made between the recruiter and his employer as he is not a party to the contract.





    2010 funny marriage quotes. funny funny quotes about marriage. marriage quotes funny. quotes,
  • marriage quotes funny. quotes,



  • yibornindia
    12-19 03:36 PM
    AC21: if my new employer is open to do either EAD or H1, what should I prefer? I want to take the least risky route.



    more...


    funny quotes about marriage. funny quotes on marriage. funny quotes cats.
  • funny quotes on marriage. funny quotes cats.



  • GCHope2011
    10-24 02:17 PM
    Hello,

    I have a baby in US. We have applied for birth certificate and ssn. we plan to travel to india in December. I plan to apply for US passport once i receive DOB and ssn certificates. I have following Q's -

    If baby has to travel to india, do i need PIO or OCI?
    What is difference b/w two?
    Can i simultanesously apply for PIO/OCI along with US passport?
    What documents would I need to apply PIO/OCI along and US passport?
    How long does everything take?

    Thanks,
    ak_manu
    you can only apply for PIO and NY consulate issues it within 4 days (if you submit and collect in-person) or two weeks end-to-end if you apply by mail.





    hair marriage quotes funny funny quotes about marriage. Funny Quotes
  • Funny Quotes



  • rb_248
    07-27 07:13 AM
    I tested it. It works great. Admins must consider creating a link for this on the main page of IV. Good job.



    more...


    funny quotes about marriage. marriage quotes funny. funny
  • marriage quotes funny. funny



  • kumar1
    07-11 11:30 AM
    Hey, with ALL EB numbers gone till October, what else USCIS employees are suppose to do? Poop, Pee and approve I-140! This way, make this freaking GC line even longer. When PERM came in the picture...everyone was so exited.... Fact of the matter is it does not matter if you get labor certification in 2 days and I-140 in 3 days. There are only 140,000 EB visas available. All we are doing here is making the line longer. One thing that has changed is.. every Tom Dick and Harry has an approved labor through PERM so they can extend their H1-B for ever technically. Earlier, when getting a lobor certification was time consuming, getting H1-B extended beyond 6 years are a real pain@neck. my 2 cents....





    hot funny marriage quotes funny quotes about marriage. Funny Marriage Quotes
  • Funny Marriage Quotes



  • VDaminator
    06-11 04:36 PM
    lmao nah i didnt draw the bra it was there just when i put the textures over the image it kind of made it look hand drawn.



    more...


    house Funny Pictures Funny Quotes funny quotes about marriage. funny quotes about marriage. funny marriage quotes. funny marriage quotes.
  • funny quotes about marriage. funny marriage quotes. funny marriage quotes.



  • vin13
    03-09 05:30 PM
    Stop dreaming and do something:D





    tattoo Funny Marriage Quotes funny quotes about marriage. funny quotes about marriage.
  • funny quotes about marriage.



  • raysaikat
    11-29 05:01 PM
    The line in bold above is NOT TRUE. You can work in the USA with the approved H1B even if it is not stamped and even if you arrived using H4. All you need is a SSN along with the approved H1B to start working.

    What you say is true if the approval notice (I-797) has I-94 attached. If not, then she needs to go out of the country to change status.

    In other words, the status is determined by I-94.

    Usual warning: Use any of above at your own risk!



    more...


    pictures funny quotes about marriage. funny marriage quotes; funny marriage quotes funny quotes about marriage. Friendship Quotes Funny.
  • Friendship Quotes Funny.



  • sobers
    02-09 04:10 PM
    While we all know loony loo tends to primarily go after illegals, we also are well aware of his anti-immigration stance and anti-H1B tirade.

    Southern Poverty Law Center, a respected civil rights group from the MLK era, operates an "Immigration Watch".

    This is what they said about him:

    Broken Record
    Lou Dobbs' daily 'Broken Borders' CNN segment has focused on immigration for years. But there's one issue Dobbs just won't take on.


    Lou Dobbs is a genial sort, a pleasant-faced CNN anchorman who regularly presents himself as standing up for American working men and women against those who would injure them. Hosting "Lou Dobbs Tonight" for a prime-time hour every weekday, he is also well known and powerful. So when Dobbs focuses on an issue, millions of Americans learn just what it is that Dobbs thinks they should know.
    For more than two years now, Dobbs has served up a populist approach to immigration on nightly segments of his newscast entitled "Broken Borders." He has relentlessly covered the issue, although hardly from a traditional news perspective -- Dobbs favors clamping down on illegal immigration, and his "reporting" never fails to make that clear. He has covered the same issues, and the same anti-immigration leaders, time after time after time. In recent months, Dobbs has run countless upbeat reports on the "citizen border patrols" that have sprung up around the country since last April's Minuteman Project, a paramilitary effort to seal the Arizona border.

    But there's one thing Lou Dobbs won't do. No matter what others report about the movement, Dobbs has failed to present mounting and persistent evidence of anti-Hispanic racism in anti-immigration groups and citizen border patrols.

    It's not that Dobbs hasn't allowed a pro-immigration activist or two to complain about efforts like the Minuteman Project ("vigilantes," according to President Bush), or even that he has made racist statements on his show. What the anchorman has done is repeatedly decline to present the evidence that links these groups to racism, calling the very idea "mind-boggling." On his July 29 show, he called the ACLU and the Southern Poverty Law Center, which he said he liked in other ways, "despicable" and "reprehensible" for saying otherwise.

    Consider some of what Dobbs has failed to report, despite the fact that in almost every case these developments were reported widely elsewhere:


    GLENN SPENCER, head of the anti-immigration American Patrol, has been interviewed at least twice on the show, on Jan. 7 and June 4, 2004. Spencer's Web site is jammed with anti-Mexican vitriol and he pushes the idea that the Mexican government is involved in a secret plot to take over the Southwest -- facts never mentioned on Dobbs' show. Spencer's group is regarded as a hate group by both the Southern Poverty Law Center and the Anti-Defamation League. Spencer has spoken at least twice to the white supremacist Council of Conservative Citizens, which has described blacks as "a retrograde species of humanity," and once to American Renaissance, a group that contends that blacks are genetically inferior to whites. Dobbs has never reported those ties, or mentioned Spencer's more wild-eyed contentions, such as his prediction that "thousands will die" in a supposedly forthcoming Mexican invasion. His CNN colleague Wolf Blitzer, on the hand, featured Spencer on his own show but reported Mexico's official response and SPLC's hate group designation.

    In late 2004, it was revealed that the new head of a national advisory board to Protect Arizona Now, an anti-immigration organization, was a long-time white supremacist who was also an editorial adviser to the racist Council of Conservative Citizens. Although VIRGINIA ABERNETHY's controversial selection was reported prominently in virtually every Arizona paper -- and despite the fact that Dobbs heavily covered the anti-immigration referendum that Protect Arizona Now was advocating -- Dobbs never mentioned the affair at all.

    A man named JOE MCCUTCHEN was quoted last April as part of a feature on the Minuteman Project, described by Dobbs as "a terrific group of concerned, caring Americans." No mention was made of the fact that McCutchen, who heads up an anti-immigration group called Protect Arkansas Now, had written a whole series of anti-Semitic letters to the editor and given a speech to the Council of Conservative Citizens -- facts revealed the prior January by SPLC, causing Arkansas' Republican governor to denounce McCutchen's group.

    This August, BILL PARMLEY, a Minuteman leader in Goliad County, Texas, quit the group because of what he described as widespread racism. Similarly, in September, newspapers reported that another Texas Minuteman, Janet Ahrens, had resigned because members "wanted to shoot the taco meat." Dobbs never mentioned either of these people, who were featured prominently elsewhere.

    On Oct. 4, Dobbs had PAUL STREITZ, a co-founder of Connecticut Citizens for Immigration Control, as a guest on his show. Streitz denounced Mayor John DeStefano Jr. for "turning New Haven into a banana republic" by favoring identification cards for undocumented workers. Two days later, newspapers revealed that two of the group's other founders had just quit, saying Streitz had led it in a racially charged direction. Dobbs has never reported this.

    BARBARA COE, leader of the California Coalition for Immigration Reform, was quoted on a show last March bitterly attacking Home Depot for "betray[ing] Americans," apparently because Hispanic day laborers often gather in front of the store looking for work. Not mentioned were her group, listed by the SPLC as a hate group, or the fact that she routinely refers to Mexicans as "savages." Coe recently described herself as a member of the Council of Conservative Citizens, a "white pride" group formed from the remnants of the segregationist White Citizens Councils of the 1950s and 1960s that were once described by Thurgood Marshal as "the uptown Klan." She also told The Denver Post in November that she had given a speech to the group.

    CHRIS SIMCOX, co-founder of the Minuteman Project and a top national anti-immigration leader, was arrested in 2003 by federal park rangers for carrying a weapon illegally while tracking border-crossers on federal parkland. While Simcox has been repeatedly interviewed on his show, Dobbs has failed to mention that arrest or bigoted anti-Hispanic comments Simcox made to the Intelligence Report several years ago.
    Although Dobbs has steered clear of the racist comments that some of his guests have made elsewhere, he has warned of "illegal aliens who not only threaten our economy and security, but also our health and well-being," according to Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting (FAIR), a media monitor. In 2003, FAIR added, a reporter on Dobbs' show grossly mischaracterized a National Academy of Sciences report. The report found that immigrants provided a net gain of $1 billion to $10 billion to the U.S. gross domestic product, but the CNN reporter said the report had found the economic impact of immigrants worked out to a net loss of up to $10 billion.

    Dobbs is revered in anti-immigration quarters and on the far right generally. He is the winner of the 2004 Eugene Katz Award for Excellence in the Coverage of Immigration, given by the Center for Immigration Studies (CIS). CIS claims to be a "nonpartisan research institute," but in fact is a thinly disguised anti-immigration organization. The 2005 Katz Award went to the immigration beat reporter for The Washington Times, a hard-right newspaper based in Washington, D.C.

    In general, Lou Dobbs has declined to report salient negative facts about anti-immigration leaders he approves of, or simply avoided mentioning certain of their views -- notably the conspiracy theories propounded by people like Spencer.

    Still, Dobbs is hardly immune to the lure of the weird. Last September, he offered up Idaho meteorologist Scott Stevens as a guest on his show. Stevens had just left an Idaho television news program immediately after telling viewers of a bizarre theory that Hurricane Katrina was caused by unknown evildoers. "Terrorists were engaging in a type of eco-terrorism where they could alter the climate, set off earthquakes and volcanoes," he told Dobbs. Stevens said they were using "scalar waves," invented by the Japanese, to attack America with Category 5 storms.

    "Intriguing assertion," Dobbs concluded at the end of the interview. Much the same might be said, and in the same spirit, about the news "reporting" that Dobbs presents as he doggedly explores and supports the anti-immigration movement.

    http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?aid=589





    dresses Funny Marriage Quotes funny quotes about marriage. Funny quotes about love
  • Funny quotes about love



  • answers_seeker
    09-07 09:49 AM
    What do u think big companies who cannot sponsor L1 ( have to be with the firm for atleast an year ) do in situations like this.

    They sponsor H1 and send them to work here on shorter / longer durations.
    So in your case, though you are technically working for ABC, Canada you are still working for ABC per se. This means your visits to the US on your valid H1b will have to be on your company's business.

    The catch here is that..at the end of your gc process road, you should be employed by ABC in US. So plan on coming back by that time..



    more...


    makeup funny quotes on marriage. funny quotes cats. funny quotes about marriage. Funny Pictures Funny Quotes
  • Funny Pictures Funny Quotes



  • kartikiran
    05-06 03:55 PM
    ganguteli,

    there was a donor conference call a couple of weeks back, in which aman, pappu etc participated.

    your thoughts of rally was discussed, but unfortunately the numbers are not quiet adding up as it did during the July 2007 fiasco.

    As per what I learned from that discussion was when IV sees the "thousands" as per your quote they are willing to support the rally idea. Otherwise, it may not make the noise as we expect it to do.

    Yes, I agree with IV core's line of thought in the "rally" idea. I too wish we can do a "rally" but...:-(

    If people really want to do something, then how about we organize a rally in DC and show up in thousands?

    Then everyone will know you and you do not need to go to meetings just to show your faces and expect that someone will have mercy on us and think about us next time.





    girlfriend funny quotes about marriage. funny quotes about marriage. funny quotes about marriage. funny quotes on marriage
  • funny quotes about marriage. funny quotes on marriage



  • Hassan11
    08-24 03:43 PM
    Hi. I am sorry if I am posting this on the wrong thread but I am trying to get some help or suggestions.

    I have a question regarding an appeal I did a year ago for a rejected LC.

    I have an approved LC and I-140 on an entry level position (EB3) with my company. after I got a promotion to a senior position that requires a masters degree but with a smilar job description but more senior and supervisory responsabilities with the same company. after promotion, I filed for a new LC (EB2) but it got rejected because DOL thinks it is the same position as the already approved LC. my company and I wrote a letter as an appeal on Sep 2006 within 30 days from rejection of LC to BALCA explaining that new position requires a masters degree and it is a senior position with more supervisory duties. as of today, almost a year later, we haven't heard anything regarding DOL (BALCA) decision on my appeal. is anybody in the same situation?? what should I do next?? also I read somewhere that DOl might revoke the already approved LC EB3 after I filed a second LC for EB2 with the same employer. can DOL revoke the first LC EB3 after I have an approved I-140?? please help. Thanks





    hairstyles marriage quotes funny. funny funny quotes about marriage. Funny Marriage Cartoon
  • Funny Marriage Cartoon



  • cleopatra
    02-17 10:41 AM
    You are right. We need to get this to everyone who is waiting for GC.

    But Instead of focussing on getting this to everyone, can you focus on getting just two people to participate in this event?

    Even if only a few of us do this, this will spread like wildfire by itself. We can make this event a grand success and get what we want.

    Spread the word. Participate.





    Pineapple
    07-24 10:36 AM
    Bumping thread up.. here is an excellent YouTube video, already created by an IV member..





    ushkand
    10-10 11:55 AM
    If 1099 is not acceptable with client, what is the the easiest way to go forward, assuming no intent of other employees?

    I think LLC is the only option ( if I dont want to go towards C-Cop ). How long does it take to set that up? What setps? What are the expenses involved other than one time registration fee?

    LLC is the easier option of the two with minimal paperwork involved and should be fairly simple to setup. I can only speak for Texas where LLC registration fee is $300 - so relatively your state fees should be around this amount.

    There are some issues to consider when doing corp-to-corp -
    -Liability insurance - Client will expect your company to carry up to $2M liability insurance (depending on the client).
    -Employment tax which comes to 15.3% (Social security & Medicare) - compared to 7% which you would currently paying since you will responsible for the employers portion as well since you will be self-employed.

    There may be other issues that I am not familiar with.



    No comments:

    Post a Comment