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  • chanduv23
    08-14 11:14 PM
    The fact sheet is a must read for all IV members. Please use this fact sheet and then judge yourself - whether you want to talk about receipt notices or go to the rally.

    Singhsa3 and Macaca took a lot of pains and created it with a lot of effort. Good work.

    Please distribute the fact sheet as flyers and send the facts as emails, on blogs, various websites etc... and spread the message.

    Let the community have a realistic view of the situation.

    If you still do not consider doing the rally - the this is ehat will happen - IV will do it with whoever comes - the strength will be low, and opposition will ride over us easily as we are weak.

    So - please read the above fact sheet - this fact sheet is your reciept notice, and start heading towards DC.





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  • hianupam
    04-16 01:36 PM
    Trust me. That's a move you will surely enjoy....I moved in the opposite direction.......Houston to Allentown
    Houston is the best. Lovely weather, Really "BIG" city so you can get or do whatever you want. The metro system is not the best but if you only need it to commute to work(downtown) then no problem. By the way they don't give a crap about driver's licenses in houston, too many applications. They'll give you 6yrs easily on ur license.

    Thanks. Everybody else that I talk to seems to make a big deal about the commute downtown. Actually It is my wife who will be facing the commute. I get to work from home mostly when I am not travelling.
    How's allentown treating you?





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  • acecupid
    07-06 11:48 AM
    Please let me know whether it is possible for a person with valid H1B pettion with expired visa stamping can use the AP at POE to enter the US.

    Thanks.

    Yes, very much possible.





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  • dog123
    09-18 06:01 PM
    I got receipt on August 29 and approval e-mail on Today (September 18th).

    Rashesh



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  • optimystic
    04-22 03:48 PM
    That means they do not have any applications that were not processed before July 11th based on current visa bulletin Priority dates.

    Yeah I understand the (convoluted!) concept of processing date....And in fact, that definition does not even hold good due to the retrogressions we have been seeing in Processing dates as well which should not be happening as per definition.

    Anyway, I would have expected either a July 2 or July 17th... (skipping the zone in between). A July 11th indicates that they are currently processing some cases with that RD and everything else before that has been atleast 'touched'.

    But as I mentioned in my post, there may be cases filed during that 'dead zone' as well.





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  • QuickGreenCard
    04-21 01:22 PM
    Thank you again!!



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  • txh1b
    09-10 02:15 PM
    Online case status is not always right. There is no risk if you apply for another AP other than losing the money. You have to wait for the AP to be approved though before you travel.





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  • calaway42
    10-04 12:03 AM
    part where.. "OK HOLD CTRL and click on the layer with your shape on it to select it, now making sure you have the rectangular marquee active on the tools palette, on your keyboard press UP once and LEFT once to offset the selection. Now create a new layer and fill the selection in with white. HOLD CTRL and click on "layer 1" again to select it. With"layer 2" still active HIT DELETE. Now deselect (CTRL +D) now holding CTRL move the highlight of layer to down 2 pixels and right 2 pixels so it look like the image opposite."



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  • a1b2c3
    09-23 06:07 PM
    same issue nsc rejected one time second time accepted





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  • ajp5
    12-20 01:42 PM
    Thanks buddy, I shall ask my friend, who has another friend, who is friend with another friend of his friend who is friend with another friend who is known by alb2c3 who will tell me how to "FO" as he has a PhD in "F@##"". As soon as I here from him I shall let you know friend

    Guys,
    You might be a little frustrated with whats going on in your lives, hence the FOs and F****. You have the right to be pissed at this guy and what you have said is correct. But if you ever want anyone to take "Immigration Voice" seriously.............STOP cursing in these forums. IV is paying thousands of dollars for lobbying and trying to bring change. We have helped thousands of people with answers (and that includes me) but using such language in the forums undermines everything we stand for.

    If you can help..go ahead...If you cant.........LOG OFF.



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  • TigerAmit
    09-23 03:07 PM
    Dear Guru's

    I got rejection notice from TSC for a valid I-485 application stating that "A Visa number is not available at the present time".

    However, I have two I-140 approved one in EB3 with 10-Nov-2004 as PD and another I-140 in EB2 category with 10-Aug-2007 as PD.

    It is evident that Based on 10-Nov-2004 my PD is current and my application highlighted the same in bright cover sheet and my application still got rejected.

    based on notice we filed the same application back and this time CC'd to ombudsman emphasizing the same fact for PD.

    Its been a week we respond to rejection notice and haven't got either acceptance or rejection letter. and haven't heard back from ombudsman.

    I am optimistic and would wait to get the response but I am worried since only 5 business days left before the dates get retrogressed.

    I would like to know what actions do I need to take "while the date is current"; so that I can pursue my case further after 9/30/2008.

    Is there anyway I can talk to ombudsman office and get personal attention to my case.

    Guru's please help me out with your experience and ideas.





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  • prom2
    07-22 12:02 AM
    New fee is 1010 (I-485 + FP) + $305 (AP) + $340 (EAD) = $1655

    I-485 new filing fee is a package fee (I-485+EAD+AP)= 1,010



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  • imh1b
    01-13 10:20 AM
    I think Lawyers have a system where they can send emails to the service centers in a particular format, the receiving software at USCIS automatically parses the email and assigns the case to officers.

    Or, if it has been a long time since it is current try contacting the Ombudsman.

    Wow

    They can parse emails.

    Don't you think it is too hi-tech and a good futuristic idea?





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  • senthil
    02-07 08:48 AM
    folks - this is what ive been told.

    we can file the spouse details and the mariage proof - for AOS ( I forgot the form number ) if you are married but you cant get your spouse into US for some reason. EG you have invoked AC21 using your EAD. which means you have lost H1B and there is NO H4 in scope. So unless you get your GC you cant bring.

    In my case, I was on H1B when i got married, ( already filed 485 too before marriage, but did not use EAD till date ) so I could bring my spouse on H4. But the problem is there is no way you could add your spouse to my AOS process, unless my priority dates are current.

    hope this helps. do you guys have any suggestions / questions



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  • reno_john
    06-08 11:52 AM
    Again I say Rest in peace CIR forever. I was never for it





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  • san3297
    08-31 12:35 PM
    HI All,
    I currently have 797 approval document from Nov 2009 to Nov 2012 and My current 797 document is valid till Nov 2009.When i was coming back from india last week at POE the immigration officer gave me I 94 dated till Nov 2009.I said to him that as i have 797 till Nov 2012 i should get I 94 till that date.But he insisted saying as the current document is still valid he can only go with that.He cant give me I 94 date on my future 797 starting from Nov 2009.I kept asking him for about 5 min but again dint wanted argue a lot as it was border security immigration.

    So what should i do now.Can i stay here after Nov 2009 or i need to go to stamping and come back before Nov 2009.What are my options.I dont have any travel plans atleast a year from now.Do let me know is it mandatory for me to leave before Nov 2009.Also my New 797 as I 94 attached do you guys think if it is sufficient for me to stay here without any problems.



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  • CatsintheCraddle
    05-04 05:47 PM
    I have written the ombudsman with an update after their initial inquiry and two of my state senators regarding this. I am confident we sent everything requested in the RFE but it's my word against theirs since we have sent it a total of three times; in the original application, then for two RFE's. Obviously, they are not very competent or they are not telling us what document they really need becuase they keep asking for tax docs.

    I only have until May 12 to make a decision because they sent the letter of denial out so late compared to when they dated the denial. By the time the ombudsman gets back to me, my window of opportunity to file a motion will be gone.

    It's so frustrating to deal with these people!





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  • Canadian_Dream
    01-18 05:01 PM
    The contrast correct, however the math behind is slightly wrong:

    Special Instructions :

    If you filed a Form I-485, Application to Register Permanent Residence or Adjust Status, on July 30, 2007, or after, then no fee is required to file a request for employment authorization on Form I-765. You may file the I-765 concurrently with your I-485, or you may submit the I-765 at a later date. If you file Form I-765 separately, you must also submit a copy of your Form I-797C, Notice of Action, receipt as evidence of the filing of an I-485.

    You may be eligible to file this form electronically. Please see the related link "Introduction to Electronic Filing" for more information.

    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=73ddd59cb7a5d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCR D

    So regardless of number of years a family of 3 upon next renewal will pay $2099 (which is still a huge number compares to $2 :) ) once and for all. That's why USCIS thinks it a good business alternative to give out 3 year EAD/AP so that they can cut cost. At the end of the day this change if implemented will be mutually beneficial.


    Folks...This is not another Motley Fools Newsletter that promises $1 Million for $100 you invest. This is reality.. Something Green you can lay hands on....and spend it for buying your darling son his favorite bike or diamond ear rings for your lovely wife or a new HDTV system to your living room.

    Read below and find it yourselves

    A) What does it cost for average family of 3 for EAD and AP renewals?
    EAD Renewal Fees Form I-765 - $340
    AP - Renewal - $305
    Document Mailing/Correspondence - $ 30
    Photographs cost - $24
    ------------------------------------------
    Total per person - $699
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    For 3 years, $2097/ person
    ------------------------------------------
    For 3 applicants in a family - $6291
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    Driving Fees Renewal 3 times - $120 per family
    If you have a foreign-born son/ daughter - add another $915 for the AP Document fees
    New I-9 forms to employer and all other mess $10
    Time to do all the document prep work for 3 years - at least 4 hours. For consultants 4 hours is something like $250 income.


    B) Contrast this with the effort to participate in the IV Campaign..
    Time that will take to write these letters - 30 minutes
    Stamp and Envelope Cost - $2


    Which is better? Red or Green. Do the math yourselves and see the truth.

    Finish the letter and post this weekend itself.... Don't give away your hard earned money to some agency which devised a rule when GCs were coming within 8 months of filing I-485. Let us fight and fix such rules..

    Campaign Link http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=16506
    Tracking Link http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=16595





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  • solaris27
    10-15 01:46 PM
    No you can't





    frostrated
    09-03 01:59 PM
    Spain has two types of resident visas. One that allows you to work, and the other that is purely for residence only. If you have a residence visa that allows you to work, you have to find employment with a Spain company within 30 days of your visa being approved or your entry into Spain, which ever is later.

    About you working from Spain on a non-work resident visa, it is possible, as long as the work that you perform is for a company that is outside of Spain, has no offices in Spain and does not file business taxes in Spain. It is equal to you working for yourself without pay or benefits. Whatever you earn, you are earning in a foreign country where Spain does not have jurisdiction.





    akhilmahajan
    04-23 09:00 AM
    I have the approval from DOL which my company sent with me, and also the Receipt of I140 which they got after my I140 was filed.

    I was just curious, where it can be found, under which category my GC is being processed.

    As you said the DOL web site, can you tell me what the url will be, and where to look at.

    I will really appreciate that.

    Thanks.



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